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│*│ ▀▀▀▀ Tiny Cars ALL ACCESS CHEAT (C) PiZZA └│*│
└────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┘
░│ Release Date .....: 12-18-02 Disks .....: 01 x 2.88mb │░
░│ Release Type .....: Cheat Options ...: - │░
┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
└─│─────────────────────[ R e l e a s e N o t e s ]──────────────────────│─┘
░│ │░
░│ Unpack/overwrite file into your game directory, run game as usual and │░
░│ you will have access to all cars and tracks. │░
░│ │░
░│ │░
░│ NOTE: You may or not have noticed recent nfo bashing from Team │░
░│ Nitrous, well, here's a small friendly note on the subject │░
░│ from Team PiZZA. │░
░│ │░
░│ Dear Team NiTROUS, │░
░│ │░
░│ We couldnt help noticing your recent weak efforts in trying │░
░│ to "proper" our releases. Just because you added one or two │░
░│ options over our original options, it does NOT mean your │░
░│ trainer is automatically eligible for "proper", specially │░
░│ considering that our trainers ARE tested before release. │░
░│ │░
░│ Getting into details, here's what everybody knows, or atleast │░
░│ should know by now: │░
░│ │░
░│ 1213/Krot.v1.0.PROPER.Plus.5.Trainer-NiTROUS │░
░│ ^^^ PiZZA did a +4, just adding another option on top of │░
░│ our options does not mean yours is a proper. │░
░│ │░
░│ 1213/Bubble.Bobble.Quest.v1.0.WinALL.Incl.Keygen-NiTROUS │░
░│ ^^^ Keygen is fucked up, ACME had to do a working keygen. │░
░│ │░
░│ 1213/Bubble.Bobble.World.v1.3.WinALL.Incl.Keygen-NiTROUS │░
░│ ^^^ Keygen is fucked up again, and ACME again had to do a │░
░│ working keygen. │░
░│ │░
░│ 1213/Astronoid.v1.4.PROPER.Plus.4.Trainer-NiTROUS │░
░│ ^^^ PiZZA did a +2, you claim it doesnt work because │░
░│ you cant be arsed to figure out how to use the option, │░
░│ and as such add two options on top of our options, │░
░│ and claim it's another proper aswell. │░
░│ │░
░│ Heck, if we did a +11 just right now, would you consider │░
░│ it a "proper" aswell ? Dont think so. │░
░│ │░
░│ You may also want to check up on your own trainers │░
░│ aswell, specially since so far they have crashed all win9x │░
░│ PC's we tested them on. │░
░│ │░
░│ Whatever. Here's a small something for you: │░
░│ │░
░│ " Kids, you've tried your best and you've failed miserably. │░
░│ The lesson is, never try. " Quote: Homer J. Simpson │░
░│ │░
░│ /Team PiZZA │░
░│ │░
░│ Big Brother Is Watching You. │░
┌─│────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│─┐
└───────────────────────[ I n s t a l l N o t e s ]────────────────────────┘
░│ │░
░│ See above. │░
░│ │░
┌─│────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│─┐
└───────────────────────────────[ N e w s ]──────────────────────────────────┘
░│ │░
░│ PiZZA is your small dedicated team of friendly fellows that have one │░
░│ thing in common: a weakness for bringing you game-related stuff. For │░
░│ this same reason, we just *might* have an open position for other │░
░│ fellows that have proven experience in one or more of these fields: │░
░│ │░
░│ - Keygen Maker (you can code keygens for games) │░
░│ - Cracker (you can crack games) │░
░│ - Trainer maker (you can train) │░
░│ │░
░│ See below for contact information. │░
░│ │░
┌─│────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│─┐
└────────────────────────────[ C o n t a c t ]───────────────────────────────┘
░│ │░
░│ IRC....: N/A │░
░│ WWW....: N/A │░
░│ Email..: [email protected] │░
░│ │░
░│ Please do NOT mail us about passworded or missing disks. Also, we can │░
░│ NOT help you to get cracks / trainers / etc, so please do not bother. │░
░│ │░
┌─│────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│─┐
└──────────────────────────[ G r e e t i n g s ]─────────────────────────────┘
░│ │░
░│ PiZZA gives away cold beer and fresh PiZZA to our known friends in ... │░
░│ │░
░│ PiZZADOX - PiRATES ON DOPE - MYTH - DiViNE - CLASS - HERETiC - SEiZE │░
░│ │░
┌─│────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────│─┐
│*│┐───────────────────┐ B E C A U S E W E C A N ┌────────────────────┌│*│
└─┘└─[12-17-02]────────└─────────────────────────────┘──────[nfo by nmls]─┘└─┘