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░▄ ▀████▓░ ▄▓▄ .DiSTiNCT ░ ENTERTAiNMENT. ▄ ░▓░ ▓░ ▀░░ ░▓█████▀░
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El Airplane v1.0
(c) Alawar Entertaiment
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░▓████░ Supplier : Team DiSTiNCT Date : March 2004 ░████▓░
░▓████▓ Cracker : Team DiSTiNCT Size : 04 x 2.88 mb ▓████▓░
░▓████▓ Packager : Team DiSTiNCT OS : WinAll ▓████▓░
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░▀██████░ ▀ R E L E A S E I N F O R M A T I O N ▀███████▀░
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▓████░ This game is a spoof on popular scrolling ░████▓
░▄█████░ shooters. You are to pilot the most unusual ░█████▄░
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░▄██▀░▄█▓░░ chariot is a more appropriate word. Your goal ░░▓█▄░▀██▄░
░███▓ ██▓░ is to get to the finish, destroying the ░▓██ ▓███░
░████░██▓░ enemies on the way. Your ammunition will ░▓██░████░
▓█████▓░██▓░ ░ consist not of bullets, however, but rather ░ ░▓██░▓█████▓
░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄ bananas and glass flasks. And you can drop an ▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░
▀█████████░ anvil on top of the head of some absent-minded ░█████████▀
░▓███▀░ ░▀ enemy. Each of 6 episodes comes with tons of ▀░ ░▀███▓░
░████▓ funny creatures that try not to let you get to ▓████░
░█████▄░ the finish. Keep your eyes open and collect ░▄█████░
░▀▀████ the most unusual weapons and bonuses while you ████▀▀░
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░▓██ ▓███░ Good luck, pilot! ░███▓ ██▓░
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░▓█████▓░ I N S T A L L I N F O R M A T I O N ░▓█████▓░
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░▄██▀░▄█▓░░ Install the program, copy our included cracked ░░▓█▄░▀██▄░
░███▓ ██▓░ file to the new program directory (overwrite ░▓██ ▓███░
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░▓██░████░ HARDBOILED AND STILL HELLBOUND ░████░██▓░
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▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░ Fuck you please, then some more ░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄
░█████████▀ Hardened beyond believe ▀█████████░
▓▀█████▀▀░ All these years have taught us well ░▀▀█████▀▓
░███▀░▄█▓░░ There's no compassion at all ░░▓█▄░▀███░
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░████░██▓░ We detest you and your world ░▓██░████░
▓█████▓░██▓░ ░ And everything it stands for ░ ░▓██░▓█████▓
░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄ We won't conform to your rules ▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░
▀█████████░ High above the norm ░█████████▀
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░█████▄░ We have been chosen to fuck this world ░▄█████░
░▀▀████ Born to raise hell ████▀▀░
░░▓█▄░▀██▄░ So stab our back but we will survive ░▄██▀░▄█▓░░
░▓██ ▓███░ Because we are true alpha males ░███▓ ██▓░
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░ ░▓██░▓█████▓ We have been to hell and back ▓█████▓░██▓░ ░
▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░ Done things you see wet dreams of ░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄
░▀▀███████▓ We have been to places you ▓███████▀▀░
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▓████░ So stop wasting our time ░████▓
░▄█████░ We will be here forever ░█████▄░
████▀▀░ Do bear this in your mind ░▀▀████
░▄██▀░▄█▓░░ You cannot bring us down ░░▓█▄░▀██▄░
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░████░██▓░ Fuck you please even more ░▓██░████░
▓█████▓░██▓░ ░ You cannot be like us ░ ░▓██░▓█████▓
░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄ And mark my words, this is how ▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░
▓███████▀▀░ History is being made ░▀▀███████▓
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░▀▀████░ Which part of fuck off don't you get? ░████▀▀░
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░▓██ ▓███░ We are hardboiled and still fucking hellbound ░███▓ ██▓░
░▓██░████░ We don't give a flying fuck ░████░██▓░
░ ░▓██░▓█████▓ We are hardboiled and still fucking hellbound ▓█████▓░██▓░ ░
▄▄██▀░▄█████▓░ Fuck off you fucking useless cunts ░▓█████▄░▀██▄▄
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