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? Supplier : TEAM CAT Release Date : 10/13/03
? Cracker : TEAM CAT OS : WinAll
? Packager : TEAM CAT Disks : xx/01
? Protection : Serial Language : English
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CAD Libs comes with one coded story, but you can make as many as you like after
learning the simple "fill in the blanks" language described in the
documentation. The following are sections pulled from a single story created
by CAD Libs. The story included with CAD Libs describes a man and his social
life. He likes to go to local bars and try to pick up women. Beyond this, CAD
Libs decides the fate of our poor (randomly chosen) man.
Somewhere in a galaxy far far away Eddie Murphy went to a bar to pick up a
nice woman. Soon after entering the bar, Eddie Murphy saw an intelligent woman.
He approached her and said "I'm Eddie Murphy, what is your name?" The woman
said, "I'm Mrs. Howell." Eddie Murphy whispered, "May I buy you a trough of
bleach to drink?"...
As the night progresses, our subject seems prone to finding trouble. The next
scene takes place after he gets mad at his "date" and attacks her:
The cops took Eddie Murphy to the station for questioning. 47 minutes into
the interrogation, Eddie Murphy suddenly leaped up onto the table, ripped off
his glove, and vomited on the questioning officer's uniform. Seeing this, the
officer clubbed Eddie Murphy in the head, rendering him unconcious. When Eddie
Murphy awakened, he was in a hospital room. An ugly woman skipped through the
door and Eddie Murphy asked, "Where am I?" She replied, "You are at the nut
house." With each passing day, Eddie Murphy got more and more crappy despite
staff efforts to make him wonderful. First, The doctors observed that Eddie
Murphy spit in the home entertainment system and tried to hide it by saying
that a green frog did it. Eddie Murphy claimed that ticks were crawling on his
butt and had clawed him. He also saw some of his friends in the institution
eating biscuits with fear. One day, Eddie Murphy was eating Sunday brunch in
the cafeteria when Liberace approached and urinated on Eddie Murphy's pancakes.
Eddie Murphy slowly arose from his chair and gave Liberace quite a nasty
stare. Anger overcame Eddie Murphy and all he could see were nasty wire
brushes. He had become confused, completely forgot about the incident, and sat
back down and ate his pancakes. Then, Eddie Murphy began to think that all of
the other inmates had hypertension and he was sure to acquire it. Finally,
Eddie Murphy imagined that his thingy was a cross bow and Eddie Murphy swatted,
stung, and pecked all the intelligent nurses, considerably. One day, after
having a vision that the doctors were trying to force feed mucous to him, Eddie
Murphy decided to try to escape. Eddie Murphy managed to acquire an electric
sander and planned to use it to try to escape. One day, Eddie Murphy approached
the guard at the gate and tossed the electric sander into the air. The guard
uttered a phrase in Lithuanian and drew a steak knife and stabbed Eddie Murphy
in the lip....
Remember, this is only one possible permutation of what can happen to our poor
"hero". And yes... he can even have good things happen to him, but they are
not quite as funny! The story is completely different each time you process it
and will be a different length each time. Some stories end in only a paragraph
(when our man gets a date) and some go on for pages (when he's really having a
bad day). Of course, if you read hundreds of them you will notice patterns of
things that can happen to him, but even after reading hundreds of combinations,
you'll still find laughter in each one. If you do happen to get tired of it,
you can create new stories or add your own twists to the story code that comes
with CAD Libs.
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Install application.
http://www.charm.net/~mchaney/cadlibs/cl11.exe
Register :
Name : TEAM CAT 2003
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